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Let's get things started, shall we? (self.lemma_test)

submitted 2 years ago by gromdroid to c/lemma_test

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Good. Well, as you can see on your program... first up is a speech called, "Don't Just Dream it, do it." Yes! Please give a big hand to Mr. Kevin Malone. [plays Ozzy Osboure's Crazy Train] These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car. That-

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[–] gromdroid 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.

[–] gromdroid 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First rule in road-side beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow. I need this beet right now.' Those are the money beets.

[–] gromdroid 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Jell-O

OK. Who put my calculator in Jell-O?

Good one. But uh, seriously, guys who did this?

~~Seriously guys, who did this?~~

I need to know who put my calculator in Jell-O, or I'm gonna lose my freaking mind!

Reverse psychology is an awesome tool
I don't know if you guys know about it, but, basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe
And that tricks them into doing something stupid
Works like a charm

Business to business. The old fashion way. No blackberries. No websites. I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people.

A lot of jazz cats are blind
But, they can play the piano like nobody's business

Wondering what’s up here?

[–] gromdroid 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body. And it hurt!