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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I, uh, wasn't 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.

[–] Jerkface 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look, I'm a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I'd start shopping for an engagement ring.

[–] ech0 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love you so much I think you're way cooler than a robot!

Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.

[–] Jerkface 10 points 1 year ago

you're way cooler than a robot

See, that's how I know it's a lie 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So, less a "kid" and more "almost adult". Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy