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[–] cokane_88 162 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.

[–] AbidanYre 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™

[–] c0mbatbag3l 8 points 1 year ago

"Don't just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source."

Raytheon, the landscaper's favorite military industrial contractor!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.

[–] Gerblat 4 points 1 year ago

From the makers of KnifeWrench™️

[–] Z3k3 13 points 1 year ago

Here's how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"phew. Last strip...blyat"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Organic fertilizer