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At this rate, I'm starting to believe you're operating some wonder recovery facility. Maybe this is what you were put on this earth to do haha.
The gerbil healer? I have The Touch. Although I am putting it down to the sunflower seeds - it's like some kind of gerbil panacea and Viagra all in one. I'm afraid to try them.
People will be flocking to your door, begging you to heal their impotent Gerbils.
You're a bonafide Jesus for the Gerbil, a Gebus.
Apparently , I can save gerbils but they do become a sex pest. It's like dirty Pet Sematary.