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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy warns remote workers: 'It's probably not going to work out for you' (nypost.com)
submitted 1 year ago by L4s to c/technology
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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy warns remote workers: 'It's probably not going to work out for you'::Amazon CEO Andy Jassy told employees who defy his edict to return to the office three days a week that "it's probably not going to work out for you."

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[–] [email protected] 310 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Jassy told his employees that he spoke to scores of other CEOs and that “virtually all of them” preferred having their employees back in the office.

CEOs try not to think they're the center of the world, the challenge.

[–] [email protected] 204 points 1 year ago

"Should workers be subjected to pointless and dehumanizing drudgery that serves no practical purpose? Find out what this panel of five overpaid CEOs think, after the break."

[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In other unbiased polling, the wolf spoke to all the other wolves in the pack and they all prefer that the sheep be eaten.

[–] 3laws 61 points 1 year ago

In similar fashion, an unprecedented unanimous vote was casted by all the worm hunting birds: worms should not live underground.

[–] Touching_Grass 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Workers should unionize. I don't know if its better but I know it's something they hate

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I spoke with virtually all of the workers, and none of them want to pay rent. Yet here we are.

CEOs can get bent through a videocall

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

CEOs can get bent through a videocall

Found my new email signature ✨