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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy warns remote workers: 'It's probably not going to work out for you'::Amazon CEO Andy Jassy told employees who defy his edict to return to the office three days a week that "it's probably not going to work out for you."

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ElPussyKangaroo 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For some reason, I read this as

Get bendy, Andy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] RaoulDook 3 points 1 year ago

Take off your pants and shit on the floor

[–] ElPussyKangaroo 2 points 1 year ago

Get some pussy, Andussy.