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You can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Calm down Satan!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know you jest, but the more you think about it, the nastier a curse it is. For example, your crack would always be itchy. You'd never be able to put your clothes away because mold would devour them. And so on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could never wear socks because your feet would get diseased.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Exactly. It would suck.