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Don't forget the conglomerate names:
Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard
"Well, there was a bit of a stir when it was decided that since corporations are people, they could technically run for president. But President Walt Disney-Pepsi-Comcast has done wonders for the economy... given that it's... now the economy"
Don't blame me I voted for Tim Apple
Shinra-Mishima-Zaibatsu
Wayland-Yutani
Denny's-Applebee's-Max
Omni consumer products.
I used to call it ActiBlizz. What am I supposed to do now?
MS ActiBlizz sounds like the next addition to MS Office but they already renamed it to "Microsoft 365"
Xbox
Eckbok
Microsoft Excel