this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
1310 points (97.2% liked)

Comic Strips

12821 readers
2635 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

Web of links

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] mojofrododojo 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i shudder to imagine what the disclaimer text is like on that commercial.

"Scrotox is known to the State of California to cause genocide, hair loss, mania, toe-nail yellowing and violent outbursts of gibberish. Stop taking Scrotox immediately if you experience shortness of breath, priapism, a sudden urge to taste the color orange, see seven or more sets of twins in a one hour period, experience auditory or olfactory hallucinations leading to suicidal or homicidal ideation, especially if they're suggestions from a voice known as "the Sun God".

Do Not Trust The Sun God.

Never use Scrotox more than once per 1.27 per lunation, or 1.64 solar years.

Scrotox was created in partnership with the BioDefense division of Mattel.