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Ill start:

"Me cago en tus muertos" - ill shit all over your dead relatives. Spanish.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Portuguese is full of these, but how about vai pra casa do caralho.

Which roughly translates to "go to the dick's home", basically another way of saying "go fuck yourself", but even more vulgar somehow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Portuguese here. "Diz que vais cagar e baza", which translates to "Say you go shit and get outa here", when someone is not welcome.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh, another one: "deves comer gelados com a testa", which translates to "you must eat icecream with your forehead", a not so soft way to call someone stoopid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You're welcome! I should have added that it's at least the translation from Brazilian Portuguese, since it seems like yours is Portuguese Portuguese. I hope it translates the same.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Brazil "eu caguei e andei" (I shat and walked). Functionally equivalent to "I don't give a shit" but in Portuguese one actually shits but doesn't care to wipe and walks away or walks at the same as is shitting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've heard 'caralho' used to be the name for the lookout on top of a ship's mast (later turned into yet another word for dick) and sailors were sent to duty on the caralho as punishment?

I'm not Portuguese though, so if any native could confirm ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what I've heard too, I don't know how accurate that is though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Caralho, aka Gavea, being the crow's nest (the highest spot on the ship) is correct, though it's uncommon knowledge. No idea when it was phased out of "professional" usage. As for why it became slang for dick, it's a big and hard mast with a noticeable "head" at the top.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mandar alguΓ©m para o dito jΓ‘ Γ© insulto que chegue, quanto mais dizer-lhes para lhe encontrar a morada...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Another portuguese gem: "tens um parafuso a menos", which means "you have a missing bolt" (LOL), a way to call someone crazy