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[–] DaBabyAteMaDingo 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it's that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol

Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can't take this shit no more!

[–] Nfntordr 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it's probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh

[–] DaBabyAteMaDingo -2 points 1 year ago

Don't use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.