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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don't get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he's not going to remember anything anyway

[–] thorbot 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes I’ll just load my kids up into the car and drive across the fucking ocean to see my family.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It won't kill you to not go to Norway for a couple of years

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because, as we all know, the only way of travelling across the ocean is by plane.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

That would solve a lot of problems... You should get on that.

[–] PP_BOY_ 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're not entitled to dictate other peoples' behavior in a public place that you both paid to be at.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] hihello 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

We all have families...

[–] zloubida -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Are you forced to take a plane at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to use your own means of transportation in order to be sure to be alone if you don't like children. You can still take a plane if you really want to, but use your own plane. I don't get the reason to take public means of transportation, since there will always be other people in them anyway.

[–] thorbot 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh right I’ll just take one of my many planes that I have just fucking lying around

[–] zloubida 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was an answer to Mycoolnejm, not to you ^^

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, allright let me just sit with my fucking toddler right next to you in a 6 hour flight. I coud've just waiter two years until he's old enough to not cry at random shit to take him to Spain, but fuck ya'll. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me and my toddler

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

90% of your profile's comments are in this thread

Either you seriously hate children to a ridiculous degree- in which case you need to see a therapist because this shit ain't healthy- or you're a troll.

I'm going with troll.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, because I disagree, I automatically hate children and I'm brain damaged. Very smart argument 👍. And I just started commenting, so of course all of my comments are going to be here, since I'm arguing with you all and your lame ass excusees