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Yeah ok I'll just fucking have my kids put down at the vet before I go on holiday! Get a fucking grip!
Honestly? You should.
Thanks, Satan!
Right?
I just fly Delta cause parents can't afford it 🤷 Problem solved.
I miss Delta. I always flew Delta, but my wife likes to be frugal.
Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?
Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don't get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he's not going to remember anything anyway
Yes I’ll just load my kids up into the car and drive across the fucking ocean to see my family.
It won't kill you to not go to Norway for a couple of years
I live in Norway. But sometimes it's nice to leave for a few weeks.
It is also nice to not be on a plane with crying kids.
Because, as we all know, the only way of travelling across the ocean is by plane.
It doesn't take a month to travel by ship.
Greta could do it in less than 2 weeks. And that was in a sailboat.
That would solve a lot of problems... You should get on that.
You're not entitled to dictate other peoples' behavior in a public place that you both paid to be at.
I'M NOT???
People have families lol
We all have families...
I live in Norway. It's my constitutional right to have 5 weeks of paid holiday a year (excluding public holidays) whether or not I have children. Driving isn't viable as it would take several days just to get to a ferry that leaves Norway. Crying children are a part of flying, get used to it.
Doesn't mean you have to fly somewhere for a simple holiday.
Yes I could drive a day and go camping in northern Scandinavia and get eaten alive by mosquitoes the size of sparrow hawks.
Could you? Then we can find that child a better parent.
Children* they enjoy their holidays in Spain.
It’s a baby, baby don’t know, baby don’t care. YOU want time in Spain. Ffs
No I fucking hate the sun. If I enjoyed the beach, I wouldn't live in Norway.
This broke me. You win. Lol. Best answer.
You can have holidays in the same country that you live you know... Since you have a small child, it would be best to take care of him, instead of flying around in planes
A couple of hours in a plane is less stressful for a toddler than several days in a car seat I assure you.
Probably yeah, but also less stressful would be to plan your exotic seaside resort vacation in two years, when the little spawn of satan is not prone to crying for reasons classified.
yah please do no one wants your little shits around.