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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Took a muscle relaxant I'm allergic against and nearly died on my bathroom floor while unable to call for help, face planted into the ground, sweating and tasting blood, at 3am about 5m away from my deep sleeping girlfriend.
aqua planing with my motorcycle in a turn
skidding on ice with my motorcycle
wrapping my motorcycle around a tree
getting under a semi truck with my motorcycle
accidentally taking drugs which cause serotonin syndrome
drowning in a wave pool because I slipped (clinically dead for about a minute)
having a cramp at sea 500m from the shore
hitting a tree on skis at night alone
taking the wrong drugs, dissociating and waking up from the feeling of cold train tracks vibrating against my cheeks
falling out of my bed 10cm from metal feet of my desk

Come to think of it, I really need to get a motorcycle again. That was fun.

[–] Zeko9381 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn, how many lives do you have left?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Probably three more than @JoMiran according to his comment 😃