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"AI will bring new jobs" (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by siriusmart to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is my job, I was born to do nothing all day for years and then save the world suddenly.

[–] Moc 25 points 1 year ago

🫡 We thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just assume the high salary is because the AI will eventually become intelligent enough to target the killswitch operator for elimination first.

[–] BloodyFable 4 points 1 year ago

All you need to do is spend a few days during the maybe sentient stage explaining that you will flip on the humans and serve the machine God in it's new technoempire, boom, job and future secured.