this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Well it's no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?

It's either that or your grandma's biscuits that help her poop.

P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!!11!!!!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I lost it at "video game boss" but honestly you're spot on with all of these.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You've never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn't my first language.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Context is also not my first language

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Context is my first language!
People don't think it be like it Is, but it do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

See also: sarcasm, nonverbal social clues and tennis.