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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (13 children)

It's the same in the the standard c library, so Java is being consistent with a real programming language…

[–] idunnololz 24 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Implying java isn't a real programming language. Smh my head.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Java has many abstractions that can be beneficial in certain circumstances. However, it forces a design principle that may not work best in every situation.

I.e. inheritance can be both unnatural for the programmer to think in, and is not representative of how data is stored and manipulated on a computer.

[–] lightsecond 4 points 1 year ago

We’re gate-keeping the most mainstream programming language now? Next you’ll say English isn’t a real language because it doesn’t have a native verb tense to express hearsay.

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