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[–] Telecaster615 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I believe most of the time he never took product out of the store. He just grabbed a door and went straight to returns with it. Only if they denied the return would he then leave with it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

That's even worse lol

[–] spacedancer 5 points 11 months ago

Lol that’s pretty clever.