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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Atheist: dies

Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo

Atheist: wtf

Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol

Atheist: nooooo

[โ€“] CeruleanRuin 7 points 1 year ago

That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I'd be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.