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[–] Robdor 131 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Sometimes when I grill. I don't clack the tongs together.

[–] Lemmylefty 72 points 2 years ago

Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

[–] MrVilliam 47 points 2 years ago

This one right here, officer. He's a menace.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

You monster! How do you even know if they're tongy enough?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don't understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don't click the tongs, tweezers, hell even scissors, you will know that I have been compromised.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

You make me sick.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn't want to, I don't think I could avoid it.

[–] Mr_Blott 5 points 2 years ago

Same but Mission Impossible

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

But how do you know they are working if you don't clack them?

[–] expatriado 12 points 2 years ago

liers anonymous next room

[–] SargTeaPot 12 points 2 years ago

This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Is it really grilling if there's no clacking?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

You just lost grilling privileges.

[–] theragu40 3 points 2 years ago

I've always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I've got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?