Forgot my hands don't really work first thing, and the bottle of laundry juice was brand new and heavy.
Luckily I've got two loads to go on and managed to scrape this lot off the bench with my hand into a spare one of those cup things. But urgh, the kitchen floor is all a bit Ghostbusters 2.
Smells nice, like, it's got that going for it.
Mop it up with the dirty clothes and throw them in the wash.
Genuinely didn't even think of that at the time. I guess my brain also doesn't work first thing!