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Linux is a family of open source Unix-like operating systems based on the Linux kernel, an operating system kernel first released on September 17, 1991 by Linus Torvalds. Linux is typically packaged in a Linux distribution (or distro for short).

Distributions include the Linux kernel and supporting system software and libraries, many of which are provided by the GNU Project. Many Linux distributions use the word "Linux" in their name, but the Free Software Foundation uses the name GNU/Linux to emphasize the importance of GNU software, causing some controversy.

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[–] GustavoM 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Hello there, user! Do you mind if we spy you while you take a shower?"

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"????"

"...your credit card just slipped away off your pockets. Do you want us to take over your phone and call the cops for you?"