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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] drekly 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fubo 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fubo 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Adderall-Chuggin' Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“You write fast, efficient and safe code”

I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

With blockchain? Pick one.

[–] OwlPaste 1 points 1 year ago

I only need 1: 'Undocumented "feature" generator'

[–] ultimate_question 1 points 1 year ago

Ya I wouldn't apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that's a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol