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you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client
sleep(3.786912e+11)bad code. that should be abstracted to
coma()We need to do an efficiently test. Run my cone a thousand times and yours a thousand times, then check which runs faster.
easy. i'll add this benchmark as a unit test to check in ci/cd