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[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Alien: "We've come to rule you."

Dude: "Cool." points at DC

"One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there."

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Hmm... we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species' brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This... just won't do. Later losers!"

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