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[โ€“] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean, yeah?? I just put the soap wherever it needs to go??

The soap isn't dirty folks. Half of the time all I'm showering off is sweat and dead skin cells anyways. And if any bugger dares reply to this with some clever comment about taint smears, I'll inform you beforehand I do not speak with bidet-less miscreants.

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean... doesn't the soap get washed as you use it to wash yourself?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Same here, I use a washcloth. When I was single, I always used just soap but then I got marries and the wifey forced me to use a washcloth. Iโ€™m divorced now and continue with the washcloth ritual.

I answered the wrong thread, maybe I'm getting drunk?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I answered the wrong thread, maybe I'm getting drunk?>

That explains your username.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's soap. It's self cleansing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, but think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

[โ€“] Pinto23 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just set the shower to massage setting and then point the end at my asshole.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

At least you understand the need for a bidet even if you're suffering from bidet inaccessibility

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We need to invent a slur for bidet-non-havers

[โ€“] TheRedSpade 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You bidetless purveyor of fecal particulate!