Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago by postgeographix to c/dadjokes

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... Turns out it only became more sluggish

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[–] KSposh 15 points 2 years ago (6 children)

reeeeeee

good one though! but don't snails need their shells to live? genuine question, I have no idea

[–] BendyLemmy 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're mostly for defence. The best way to attack snails is with an a-salt rifle.

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