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[–] FuglyDuck 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem I have is if they do it to one group… they’ll do it to everyone.

[–] Pondis 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Trump should triple down and deport everyone except him and musk. Then we can watch them both rattle around an empty country.

[–] FuglyDuck 2 points 15 hours ago

Naw.

We should tell him that we built an island and named it after him. And please let us take you and musk there.

(And then dump them with the other trash in the pacific garbage patch.)