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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 day ago (5 children)

One of the 237 that didn't wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn't a person.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

One guy needed two

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.

[–] chonglibloodsport 5 points 1 day ago

And 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!

[–] YarHarSuperstar 4 points 1 day ago

That guy? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Michael Phelps.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.

[–] drzoidberg 1 points 1 day ago

99.578% of people that swim there drown.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

And the fresh diminutive footwear