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[โ€“] daggermoon 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.

[โ€“] shneancy 12 points 4 hours ago

falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better