this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago (7 children)

"If you can't be handsome, be interesting. If you can't be interesting, be useful."

I can't remember who said it but it seems to fit here.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Red Green said something very similar.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He said: "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. "

[–] redhorsejacket 4 points 2 days ago

"Keep your stick on the ice fellas, and remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together!"

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