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[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe if enough republicans die, Texas will turn blue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They’ll just start a conspiracy that the democrats killed them and vote even harder conservative. Their brains are molded and crystallized, they aren’t fuckin’ changing lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Voting is over. There will not be another fair election in the US until the guillotines fall.

[–] thedeadwalking4242 8 points 18 hours ago

One can only hope