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[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

National security is meaningless now.

During his first term, he openly bragged to a billionaire buddy about very precise detectability specifications of our submarine fleet, including exactly how close our subs can get to Russian subs without being detected. That’s, like, a “here’s the cell you’ll live in for the rest of your life” treason offense for anyone else, but for the President: 🤷‍♂️