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[–] glimse 33 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

How the fuck did you get ANY of that from this post? It's about hygiene, not homophobia.

And everyone in the comments is talking about using the same towel. Who is this strawman you're insulting and why does it have 32 upvotes?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] glimse 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Woman in screenshot: do men have separate ball towels?

Man in screenshot: no

Men in comments: no

Men every other time this gets posted: no

Noxypaws: straight men are homophobic scum for not wanting to use a towel that touched their own balls. Something is wrong with their brains!

????