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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Count yourself lucky if a single guy has separate towels for handwashing and showering/bathing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

I’m married and we just have the towel.

[–] shneancy 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'm single and i have two separate towels,,, but to be honest i only use the big one for everything, the small one is so guests don't dry their hands on the towel that dries my entire body

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One towel is more than enough for bathing, hand washing, floor mopping, kitchen towel, car window washing, oil rag

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

It is pretty fucked to make a guest use the towel you dry your ass with the dry their hands. I like to keep a seperate one just for that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm a single guy and I've got several matching body/ small towel combos. I wrap one of the small ones around my face bank robber bandana style when I wash my beard 2 or 3 times a week. On the other days I start with my head and work my way down with the same towel, hanging the unused small one by the sink as a hand towel.

[–] theUwUhugger 2 points 23 hours ago

Why the bloody would you?