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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Alternatively: op was not a suave and clever as he thought, has very obviously been macking on this woman, looked at her, took a sip from his gym sippy cup, spat red shit on the floor at her feet and then stared at her.

I'd fucken run too