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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] LaLuzDelSol 30 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

When I was like 10 I remember reading advice in a body building magazine that has stuck with me ever since:

"Don't try to pick up girls, literally or figuratively, at the gym. Women don't feel sexy when they're sweating unless they're already naked."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

ask them to undress before starting the workout.

got it.