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[–] Bassman1805 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In high school I had a crush on this girl who had something on her Facebook about really liking gummy worms. I read that, thought "this is my in" so I bought a bag of gummy worms. Honestly, not a bad plan. Next time I saw her, I pulled out my bag of gummy worms and ate a couple.

Did I offer her a gummy worm? No. I was under the impression that she'd see me eating them and say "hey, you like gummy worms too?" And then we'd start chatting and [something] and then we'd start going out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Woht24 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He developed a gummy worm addiction and became morbidly obese, leaving the work force and receiving a disability pension.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Nature is fine with failure, it is expected.