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where free speech still exists and critical thinking is encouraged
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community rules
- rule 1 - dont be a troll or well cry no exceptions
- rule 2 - no self promotion unless its relevant to the conversation like if chads stomach hurts and youre mr bismol
- rule 3 - no downvoting
- rule 5 - no reporting us to the admins
patriot pro tip
- if you do things like say freeze peach instead of free speech you can use that as a safety net for when people get mad at you so you can point to it and pretend your ideas were a joke all along and say it was satire even though it wasnt
some acronyms you might see
- iabt - i agree big time: you said something right
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- hbihtaydrtr - hey buddy i have to assume you didnt read the rules: you need to read the rules
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what to expect
- unfiltered and unapologetic posts from real american patriots
- potentially endless bickering
- a community that values critical thinking and chads personal individuality
- hard truths and uncomfortable conversations because we dont coddle people here unless they need it just ask
so if youre ready to join the conversation and speak your mind without fear of reprisal then youre in the right place except this is still .world so you gotta follow their tos okay
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- in case youre craving another layer of irony tuesdays are optionally opposite day where we ironically post lefty memes and you should probably indicate youre doing a topsyturvy post in the title
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The Star-Spangled Chad
In a world where everyone was born with a uniform set of physical abilities, one individual stood out from the crowd. His name was Chad "The Eagle" McTruth, a patriotic hero who would become the symbol of hope and inspiration for an entire nation. Born on the 4th of July, Chad's arrival was met with excitement and curiosity. As he grew up, it became apparent that he was... different. While everyone else developed normally, Chad's body developed into a marvel of genetic engineering. He grew wings, not just any wings, but wings adorned with the stars and stripes of the American flag.
At first, Chad struggled to find his place in a world where he didn't fit in. Children would stare and point, while adults would whisper and speculate. But Chad's parents, proud patriots themselves, instilled in him a sense of pride and purpose, and beat him often. They taught him that his unique gift was not a curse, but a blessing. As Chad grew older, he began to realize the true extent of his abilities. His wings allowed him to soar through the skies, reaching incredible speeds and heights. He could fly through storms, navigate through treacherous terrain, and even breathe underwater. Because wings.
With his powers, Chad became a hero, using his abilities to protect and serve his country. He joined the military, becoming a member of an elite special forces unit. Chad's missions took him around the world, from rescuing hostages in hostile territories to providing disaster relief in ravaged communities. As his legend grew, so did his reputation. Chad became known as "The Star-Spangled Chad," a symbol of American strength and courage. His wings, once a source of insecurity, had become a beacon of hope, inspiring countless young Americans to follow in his footsteps.
One fateful day, Chad's country needed him more than ever. A devastating terrorist attack had struck the heart of the nation, leaving destruction and chaos in its wake. Chad, without hesitation, sprang into action. With his wings beating fiercely, he soared through the skies, dodging debris and flames. He rescued those trapped beneath the rubble, his strength and agility allowing him to lift and carry those in need. As the dust settled, Chad stood tall, his wings spread wide, a symbol of American resilience and determination. He cried a bit.
From that day forward, Chad "The Eagle" McTruth was hailed as a national hero. His name became synonymous with bravery, selflessness, and patriotism. And though he continued to face challenges and adversity, Chad knew that he was built different for a reason – to inspire, to protect, and to serve his country with honor and pride.
Based on a true story
how did you get this information about me i havent publicly disclosed my military service also i didnt cry