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As time went on we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern...
... until eventually they became|just two more faces in the halls.
It happens sometimes.
Friends come in and out of your life|like busboys in a restaurant.
I heard that Vern got married|out of high school, had four kids...
... and is now the SEO maximizer|at CrytoFreedom.
Teddy tried to get into the NSA,|but his eyes and his ear kept him out.
Last I'd heard|he'd spent some time in jail...
... and was now doing odd jobs|around Castle Rock.
Chris did get out.
He enrolled in the graduate school courses with me.
And although it was hard,|he gutted it out like he always did.
He went on to college|and eventually became a lawyer.
Last week,|he entered a shitpost community.
Just above him in the thread,|two trolls got into an argument.
One of them pulled a sealion.
Chris, who'd always made the best peace,|tried to confront him.
He was stabbed in the throat.
He was permabanned almost instantly.