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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Protection from children seeing the word gay.

[–] pivot_root 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Protection from consequences, probably. Gotta have that cake and eat it, too.

[–] saltesc 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was offensive. Silence yourself, please. Thanks.

[–] pivot_root 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sarcasm? It's hard to tell these days.

[–] saltesc 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I went a few layers there too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I couldn’t answer in the original wording so I found it, annotated:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, I think the parent commenter meant protection from something closer to losing your job for saying racist bullshit to your coworkers

[–] Shanmugha -4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Or protection from losing your job for calling out your coworkers, clients etc.:

  • This is shit, the task is not done, it is going to take a few days to undo the mess you've made
  • This is because I'm black! You racist pea~~s~~ce of garbage!

And

  • Your "demands" are insane pile of contradictory statements, no can do
  • You bad , I am calling my lawyer!

So yeah, some people only understand when you speak in plain swear language, and no, that can never mean "so I can badmouth anyone just because I feel like it"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You have quite the imagination. Are these coworkers in the room with you right now?

[–] Shanmugha -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, I do not work with idiots. But I do know them well enough: that kind of interactions are happening to other people, I can bet my life on it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're saying you just made this up lmao. Try to focus on the reality happening around you my man

[–] Shanmugha -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am saying I have seen even weirder shit. But do go on suggesting what I should do with my life, just le me grab some beer real quick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm hearing you saying you'd prefer not to focus on reality

[–] Shanmugha -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Clear your ears or eyes, probably. How hard is it not to imagine what other person has not said?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You yourself just said you've never even heard anyone saying the things you're acting angry about. Who are you to talk about opening your eyes and ears when all you care about is inventing something to be angry about

[–] Shanmugha 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

and I myself said I've seen even weirder things happen and said. Who are you to talk about the width and breadth of my experience?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What are these vague "weirder things" that have you convinced the story you made up is real

[–] Shanmugha 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Let me guess... a guy claiming to have like 7x of my experience and doing a job so shitty so he gets fired and I am assigned to pick up the mess and make it work?

A user trying to claim "your system does not work" and just hoping no one notices he changes settings after the "work" was done, and done as per settings at that time?

A third-party "developer" not being able to even go through the OAuth 2.0 to get access token, then proceeding to complain the previous like ten tokens do not work?

An Airbnb host claiming someone else should cancel a booking for him, because "I used your software"?

A "volunteer" trying to trick other volunteers to get the supposed work done?

A guy who claims himself to be great interpreter being so shit at translation even someone without the knowledge of the language sees it?

What world do you live in lol? You got somewhere where people only behave rationally and act in good faith? Point me to this place

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm curious where you made the leap from examples of people making bad or incompetent decisions, which obviously happen every day, to racism, which is where you started in this conversation

[–] Shanmugha 1 points 5 days ago

And while we are at it: I've seen no racism means there is none now?

I've also seen no one getting killed or raped. So people do not kill and do not rape then, right?

[–] Shanmugha 1 points 5 days ago

Guess what - there is no leap. "Your skin is of different colour, so you are worse than me" is the same idiocy as "I've done no work to become competent, but I think I am competent"