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This sounds like someone asked ChatGPT to come up with a headline to scare anxious moms.
“BILLY, ARE YOU INJECTING YOURSELF WITH DEAD BUTTERFLY REMAINS??? IS THIS WHY YOU DROPPED OUT OF MARCHING BAND—TO CHASE THE MONARCH DRAGON WITH YOUR XBOX FRIENDS?!?!?”
“OH DARYL, I THINK OUR LITTLE BILLY IS FREEBASING BLUE MORPHOS AFTER SCHOOL AND IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE IS TURNING TRICKS ON THE STREET TO BLAST HIS SKAGS ON BANANA SLUGS LACED WITH POWDERED MEXICAN EARWIG DUST?!?!?”
“ITS ALL MY FAULT, I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET HIM WATCH ANT-MAN!”
"CABBAGE WHITES TURNED MY SON INTO A CABBAGE"