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USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] surewhynotlem 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

One might argue that it's better to avoid eating the potential infection vector. Unless you want to be patient zero of course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Don't eat raw chicken then?

[–] Jimmycakes 2 points 1 day ago

What a delicious way to exit this good forsaken timeline. Double dipped and extra ranch please.

But on a serious note all frozen chicken you get is at least 5 to 6 months or longer old. The warehouse system for frozen meat in America is mind boggling.