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[–] piecat 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm sure they'd be treated extremely well. Usually there's some good incentives to encourage defectors

[–] trolololol 4 points 4 days ago

Yep at least you get a VIP treatment while they suck your brains off

Both places suck big time, change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That's a chance you want to take with China of all places? No thank you.