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[–] not_that_guy05 21 points 17 hours ago (3 children)
[–] spankmonkey 22 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Racism, bigotry, and polygamy.

[–] Placebonickname 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Not alot of Jazz music though…as the NBA team would suggest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

I suggest they change to the Utah Mormoms or Utah Polygamists.