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Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to 'Push' Door Labeled 'Pull' (reductress.com)

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Reporters gathered at the scene noted that by “putting [his] body on the line,” this particular lawmaker apparently just meant standing at the back of a quiet group and playing online chess on his phone.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bull shit. Biden and Harris were both pro guns, and Trump was the one who wanted to take guns away without due process. Pence had to dial him back.

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