What else would happen in Heck?
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2025
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Some more?
When showering the water temperature fluctuates while never being unbearable. Shared old bar soap.
Nails grow a centimeter a day.
Shared kitchen with teenagers.
Raspy toilet paper. No bidets. American doors.
Towels are magically constantly damp.
Random unexplainable crunch in food.
All stairs have an irregular awkward step.
People always answer half your questions.
Nonsensical infrastructure works that do nothing and constantly perturb road and foot traffic.
Neverending dry mouth.
Every charging cord is a bit old and randomly disconnects. You then have to fiddle with it for it to work again.
Shoelaces have very low friction.
Achy joints.
Payments work with a set of three debit cards. There is only one that works at a given time. Nobody remembers their pin. You have to get it on a buggy app.
Random bouts of akathisia (uncontrollable muscular restlessness) in the evening.
USB-A sockets are now star shapped with 18 possible orientations.
Internet uses old modems. Someone frequently uses the landline without notification.
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