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What else would happen in Heck?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
  • Your pillow is always warm. But never enough to be comfortable.
  • When you sweat, your skin feels too cool too quick but you keep sweating.
  • You master power naps with falling asleep fast and waking up 20 minutes after. You're always left destructively groggy.
  • Your sock's seam is just thick enough to brush against your toe.
  • Your elbow feels like you need to crack it for relief. It. Just. Won't. Crack.
  • You're an adult and act like it.
  • You have a mildly odd feeling in your stomach at all times—sometimes it flares up and you're somewhat concerned you're going to be nauseated.
  • You hear the waiters cackle, shortly after you told the one serving you "you, too." When you push your silly paranoia away, you see the group pointing your way and laughing again.
  • No matter what you do, you simply cannot find the right way to sit or lie.