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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ordinary Sausage made a sausage out of cat food. Gave it 3.5/5; higher than quite a few made out of "regular" food. Make of that what you will.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

well he is clinically insane.

the one-two punch of the $40B lobster and the 300-step garbage can nachos cracked his mind.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] FooBarrington 5 points 1 day ago

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[–] Apeman42 5 points 1 day ago

I can't imagine it's much worse than Vienna sausages in that form, and someone is eating enough of those to keep them on store shelves.