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[–] [email protected] 27 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

Darn, I was kind of hoping for a viking raid of Mar-a-Lago followed by some pillaging up and down the gulf coast. Get some pirates back in the Caribbean and rename the Gulf to something even more obnoxious.

[–] BillTongg 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Well, the vikings reached the east coast of what is now Canada in around the year 1,000, but they were Norwegians, not Danes. They never got any further than New Brunswick, but who knows, if they visited Florida perhaps they would have stayed...

[–] mPony 6 points 7 hours ago

They never got any further than New Brunswick

New Brunswick can do that to ya. You have to be ready for it.

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